If you are a baby seal or find this site offensive please LEAVE NOW.
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This site was inspired and is dedicated to Russell Howard. It is a parody web site with no real reason to exist apart from to entertain.
If you are not entertained then I'm sorry, but I tried. I accept no responsibility over anything regarding this web site.
Credits: Music - Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round, Spinning Seal - Found on YouTube, Music Player - FlowPlayer